Sex Manual

SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
NAME
     sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options
     to make things more interesting are as follows:
     -1    masturbate
     -a    external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
     -b    buggery
     -B<animal>
           bestiality with <animal>
     -c    chocolate sauce option
     -C    chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
     -d<file>
           get a date with the features described in <file>
     -e    exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
     -f    foreplay option
     -F    nasal sex with plants
     -i    coitus interruptus (messy!)
     -j    jacuzzi option (California sites only)
     -l    leather option
     -m    masochism (see -s)
     -M    triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
     -n    necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
              kills it)
     -o    oral option
     -O    parallel access (orgy)
     -p    debug option (proposition only)
     -q    quickie
     -s    sadism (target must set -m)
     -S    sundae option
     -v    voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
     -w    whipped cream option
     -W    whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals        animals for bestiality
     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook      possible dates
     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes        sundae recipes
     /usr/lib/sex/s&m            sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.

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