Overheard

"Hi, Mrs. Nichols? It's me, Nathan, is, um, is Jerry there? Yeah, I know it's ten-thirty, but it's Friday night... huh? Yeah sure, thanks.."

"Jerry? You private? Huh?.... yeah, I'll wait, just hurry.."

"Man, *wait* 'til you hear what Gordie's... oh, hi Mrs. Nichols... yeah, we're talkin'. No, not too long... okay.... okay....thanks for dinner last Saturday, I forgot.... sure, no problem, bye.... Jer, you there? Cool... what're ya doin'?"

"(snicker) Oh, yeah right, in yer dreams, Nichols... what? Yeah right, and I jacked off ten times today.... huh? I dunno, four, I think... yeah, with you, remember? Right, in the tent... anyway, shut up dude, check this.."

"Jerry, if you'll let me talk... Gordie and Karen are over here, and they're in his bedroom, and they ain't exactly doin' homework together... well, because I can hear 'em for one thing, and they were makin' out downstairs and Gordie made me stay up here and do my Math like he thinks I don't know what's goin' on down there... yeah I peeked... yeah, her tits... no, just panties... sure he hadda boner, but it was in his shorts and I was too far to see much.... kissin' and pettin' and stuff... what do you think? 'course I got popped...."

"Huh? about fifteen minutes later Gordie knocked on my door to see if I was alright and I said... what? yeah, he had his pants back up but it was still mega-way-hard, boy... bigger'n mine... yeah bigger'n yours... bullshit Nichols, no way!"

"No way! Yes Way!! No way, dude! I am your size... I dunno, maybe five inches... I dunno, I said. How do you know that? When, this morning? From the balls or from the hair? I always measure from my hairs, Jerry. I don't remember, maybe... wait, it was with you and Eddie Corman. It was four and seven-eights, right when I was cummin'... "

"Not now, Jer, listen, I can hear Gordie *fucking* Karen! What? Right now... that's why I called ya... whataya mean, how do I know? He's my big brother, I live here, and his bed's thumpin' my wall and... shh, wait.... yeah, she moaned! Karen's moanin' and stuff, dude!"

"No... yeah... Gordie always, like, barks when he cums, (giggle, snicker) I used to jack him off two or three years ago... yeah I told you... right, for a quarter... no wait dude, then after a few times, I'd stop, and he'd be going crazy, and I'd raise it to fifty cents... sure, cause I knew when he was gonna sperm, and I'd stop... wait, shh.... shhh.... Gordie made a noise... yeah she's like, talkin' real funny, but I can't make out the words... the bed's making too much noise... God am I popped... can you come over?... yeah, I know, too late.... shit dude, I could squirt a gallon..."

"You got one too? Cool. Wait... God they're really going crazy in there... I bet it feels so good... yeah kinda like you make it feel... yeah, I always do, you *know* that Jerry. When, tomorrow? Um, yeah, like I think it's okay.... ya wanna? Sure I will if you will... yeah, yeah, well, we *are* best friends... uh-huh... you know I mean it. I like you, Jerry, a *lot*... yes a lot. Of fuckin' *course* more'n anyone, that's why they call it bein' best friends... wow, Jer, I think Gordie's at his climax... (giggle) I just heard him say 'Cummin, cummin...' and th' bed's gonna poke through my wall... yeah, there: he's barkin' and she's moanin'.... wait... Jer, are you really doin' it???"

"Yeah, just a minute, I gotta get my... wait, I can't... wait.... you still there? I got my boner stuck in my Fruits, it hurt... yeah, I am, I gotta... mmmmm yeah feels good... you? Cool... do it like we invented, pretend it's me... huh? Yeah, I... mmmmmmm..... yeah I meant it. I don't want any other best friends, Jer, I like you a lot, everybody else is just my regular friend... okay.... nnn!nnn! this's gettin good... how are you doin?"

"You feel it in yer nuts yet? Yeah, me.... oooh, Jer, me too... mmmmhmm? I dunno, I think they're resting or sleeping.... Gordie told me it always makes him go to sleep afterward.... stop talkin', dude, I gotta.... concen..... trate...... oh, gettin' there, gettin' there.."

"Whut? on my tummy, like always.... mmmmm... ya gonna shoot?... ohohoh, yess... tell.... me.... when you're.... nnnn... cummin... huh? yuh... meee.....God,God.... me too.... h-h-heeeerreee.... nnnnuhooohh!!!!.........................."

[timeless seconds of kid-bliss and high panting]

"Hmmmmm? no, I shot, still jackin' though, ain't done cummin'... yeah it feels really rad... I still got the feelings in my nuts and my butt... was yours cool? Yeah, I know. Mmmmmmm, that was relaxing, it's all gooey on my abs, dude...."

"You make a mess? (giggle) It came out twice, then more ran down the back of my hand... really? no lie? Like, up to your ceiling? Ewww, gross, Jerry, what if you shot sperms into yer fan....."

[mutual boy-hysteria for several moments]

"Hmm? No, they went downstairs. I don't care, let 'em fuck on Mom's good couch... they did once already.. no, nothin' got on it... we can, maybe... yeah... Me? no, not right after I just beat, dude... it's limp as a cold noodle... what? Tomorrow Gordie's got practice and Mom's working 'till five-thirty... sure.... sure, cool.. (snicker) I will if you will... I promise. Sure, I don't mind, I like it when you do me like that. Yeah, I got mine tightened too... last week, but if you keep your lips over them it ain't a problem.... huh? two more years.... Gordie got his off three months ago... he looks different... what? Why? But, why? I dunno, Jer, I always beat off in the mornings so I ain't tense and nervous... yeah, okay, yeah, I can wait until tomorrow afternoon.... no, I won't till I'm with you, I promise... huh? that too!"

"Yeah, I *hate* it when I get popped in class.... you saw it? when? Oh, yeah... yeah, it got out of control, I needed to cum real bad right then, and I couldn't... oh, yeah, right, Jer, whip it out in English, and like, 'Mrs. Johnson, Mrs. Johnson... may I *masturbate*, please... oh thank you, ma'am... no, I won't make mess on your nice clean floor...'"

[another round of helpless mirth]

"What? I don't remember... Monday? well... I dunno, Jer. Huh? I...I don't remember what I was thinking about when it got hard... what? I am *not*! Maybe... man, I... I am NOT embarrassed, it's just.... Jerry... Jerry, wait, no wait, listen, I'll tell you the truth, okay? It was us."

"Yes I mean it. We're best friends, Jerry, I said I liked you a lot and I meant it, and I was thinkin' about what we did in the tent last week and how good it felt and all that stuff.... no. No, I told you, I swear it, Jerry, I never kissed anyone before that, at least not.... you know."

"Not since, you're the only one... I, yeah, I do. (sigh) Me too, Jer, like we've been friends in a previous life or... could have been! Maybe we were married, even... Jerry! Jerry, yer too paranoid, I said I feel that way too... about you, yes. Swear to God, Jerry Nichols.... Jer?"

".... Jerry..... Jer, you... you *cryin'*, dude?....."

"Awww... Jerry... (big sigh) awww.... awww... you want me to come over there, maybe? You want me to rub yer back s'more, like you like me to do? I don't give a fuck, this is important to us.. Huh? Yeah, I'll come over there... I *told* you why, 'cause you're like, important to me, too, dude.. yeah. I said yeah. Jer, Jesus, I was cryin' too... yes that night we were kissin'.... I told you, 'cause I feel really close to you and it makes me cry, I can't help... about ten minutes, I gotta sneak out and get my bike...... what? what did you say???? Jer, I, uhhhh.... Oh, God, Jerry.... I...... (hic!)"

"..............I............"

"(snif) .........I'm..... yeah........(sniffff)...... huh? Because I do too, Jerry...okay? okay? I do too... yer makin' me bawl like some stupid little kid... wait... just *wait*, Jerry, please...!"

"(snif,snuff) Can I still come over there? Yeah, cool, I'm on the way, Jerry... be out in the back by the garden shed... naw, I'm okay, wait till I get there, then we can be, like, in private.... see ya... huh?"

"Me, too, Jerry. No, I'm glad, it's what I been thinkin' but I couldn't say it.... no, I'm fuckin' *happy* now, dude... you too? Oh man I can't wait to see you, dude... I hope I ain't dreamin'.... oh, cool! Cool! Love you too, I'll be right there... wait fer me... love you... (giggle) wait for me, we gotta lot t' talk about......"

click.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

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