What Gay Men Do In Bed

Here it is, the low down on what gay men, lesbians and heterosexuals do in bed **.

What Gay Men Do In Bed:

hug, cuddle, snuggle, pet, stroke, caress, feel, grope, fondle, examine, pinch, palpatate, pull, push, wiggle, shake, shudder, moan, groan, lick, lap, nibble, bite, suckle, suck, chew, tounge, tickle, laugh, cry, fall in love, fuck, fist, make love, insert, thrust, plunge, bob, scream, pass out, use toys, make funny noises, orgasm, come, stroke, move, shift, toss, wrestle, twist, slap, hit, hold, read, worry, ponder, think, talk, argue, discuss, debate, whisper, sleep, dream.

What Lesbians Do In Bed:

hug, cuddle, snuggle, pet, stroke, caress, feel, grope, fondle, examine, pinch, palpatate, pull, push, wiggle, shake, shudder, moan, groan, lick, lap, nibble, bite, suckle, suck, chew, tounge, tickle, laugh, cry, fall in love, fuck, fist, make love, insert, thrust, plunge, bob, scream, pass out, use toys, make funny noises, orgasm, come, stroke, move, shift, toss, wrestle, twist, slap, hit, hold, read, worry, ponder, think, talk, argue, discuss, debate, whisper, sleep, dream.

What Heterosexuals Do In Bed:

hug, cuddle, snuggle, pet, stroke, caress, feel, grope, fondle, examine, pinch, palpatate, pull, push, wiggle, shake, shudder, moan, groan, lick, lap, nibble, bite, suckle, suck, chew, tounge, tickle, laugh, cry, fall in love, fuck, fist, make love, insert, thrust, plunge, bob, scream, pass out, use toys, make funny noises, orgasm, come, stroke, move, shift, toss, wrestle, twist, slap, hit, hold, read, worry, ponder, think, talk, argue, discuss, debate, whisper, sleep, dream.

Any questions?

**Note that many of these activities do not apply just to in bed but also to places such as the shower, the kitchen, and more bizzare places as well.

From a recent Usenet post.