An Essaye * Intended to Justifye the Ways of Man to Boys *

Wryttene * And Publyshed * In The Year of Our Lord *
Nineteen Hundred * And Ninety Five * In the Weste * of The
American Colonies * With Fondest Regard To * My
Predecessor & Mentor * Alexander Pope

Boys that sell their dick to Man, follow ye this dictum,
Misuse not thy mouth on verbs instead of action,
For thy tongue'd better tickle than form a Word.
Know Ye Children, thou should be Seen and Not Heard,
For a Man admires thy Pratt more than thy Prattle,
And thy words oft amount to naught but fiddle-faddle!

Thy nether region keep clean and smooth, for like a gem
Upon a ring it is the primary thing to attract Him.
Be ye trim and fit, each buttock a ripe melon for his hands,
And thy beauty will inspire in his Mind delightful plans.
Thy cock keep clean and indulge with constant practice
For amongst youths, sexual skill most often lacked is.

Times will come, I warn ye, when thy sex life will slacken,
Even whilst young! even 'fore Age thy Beauty doth blacken.
In such times, when thy lover has left & thou art bereft
Of love (or money), thy sex life thou must not neglect.
Thy cherry give offerings, as if to a Pagan altar,
Candlesticks, gourds, carrots, even a screwdriver.
The Pagan Gods, pleased, reward pleasure and luck
To boys who simulate thusly being fuck'd,

Especially if upon film, ye have foresight to capture
Thy stripping, thy insertion and moments of rapture,
For 'tis easy, in certain circles, to market such effects.

Copyright © 1995, Alexander Grope